The Kingdom of Womble 16304 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.336 billion Womble 16304ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Womble 16304ian economy, worth 101 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,523 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,513 per year while the poor average 2,728, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 16304's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 16304 is ranked 243,374^th in the world and 16,753^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.